But it is for that reason, and some others that I can't think of right now, that I am 100% secure in my relationship to present "my list". And before you get mad at me, CP totally has one too, except his is highlighted by a horse-faced broad. (Please see left.) Admit it, everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, has "a list". This list is essential to any good relationship ... more or less it names the five people you are comfortable leaving each other for no matter how unattainable they might seem. Oh, and it totally keeps you acutely aware of the fact that you can be replaced at a moment's notice.
Atop my list:
1. ADAM SANDLER - 42, married with a family.
Adam is the proof that high school stereotypes are wrong, the cute funny guy should always get the girl. I firmly believe he is going to be the next iconic 'salt & peppered' sexy old man - that's right Clooney, I am calling you out saying that Adam will claim your throne one day!
2. Dave Matthews - 41, married with a family.
Yet another high school stereotype gone wrong! Give a male a guitar and he is automatically 100x more attractive. Not only can this man write an incredibly heartfelt song, but allow him to sing it - Sigh! This mix is better known as the formula for stimulation overload by the Overachiever. There are few moments in life that are better than listening to David J. and his band mates fill a summer night with his raspy voice and their unique music.
3-5 are too close for comfort so these will be presented in alphabetical order (just like my DVDs.)
Troy Polamalu - 27, married.
This Samoan powerhouse can make or break a game. As a sports girl (and more importantly a Pittsburgh Girl) his athletic ability encouraged me to buy his jersey in pink and wear it with pride. Combine that with his Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde reserved nature in interviews but mad man play on Sundays, and even a female who can't keep a PAT and a FG straight realizes #43 is the reason to tune into the NFL. What am I talking about - the real reason he made this list is that hair. Oh lord I heart that mane!
Mark Richt - 48, married with a family.
I am not afraid to say it - Coach Richt is the best looking HFC in the SEC. PERIOD. All loyalties to other teams aside, I would love to see him become the third SEC head man to get a "new ring" in as many seasons ... I also have considered becoming a lobbyist for his placement in People's Sexiest Men Alive issue.
Rich Rodriguez - 45, married with a family.
As an avid anti-Buckeye, this paring would be all too perfect! He may not have the best record yet, but as the first man in the country to run the spread no-huddle offense in the collegiate game, he will always have me in his fan section!Other close entries include:
6. John Cusak7. The Manning Brother's
8. Glenn Beck
9. The Powell Brother's (pictured)
10. Edward Norton
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